If I ever were to choke while driving, that would be it. Not only that, but I'd take a lot of innocent people with me. Oh and I drive past a school on my way to work. Oh and I easily drive 20 over as I pass it. So one of my delicious waffles could kill a bunch of bright and upcoming high school students. (Remember, they go to school in Alabama, so they're really not that bright or upcoming.)
Hmmm....
That's all for now
-Mark
FOR GOD'S SAKE MAN! EAT MORE WAFFLES!!!
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